Folks, I can’t explain how the Penguins were able to harness polar bear technology to open up a portal across the vastness of space, but I was able to carve it into a pumpkin! I sure am glad that everyone who came through that portal was someone I wanted to see and not a cosmic eldritch horror! But if you look very, very closely above my head, maybe you’ll notice something mysterious, something between gourd and evil! Happy Halloween!

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